and i also had to check the lyrics to make sure Taylor wasn’t singing ‘and the bakers gonna bake bake bake’
i just got around to listening to the new TSwift song and
i don’t hate it, but i also don’t really like it. it’s nice and catchy, but not quite what i was expecting. i’m not sure what to expect from 1989 and i’m pretty sure that if it’s anything like ‘Shake It Off’, this won’t be pretty — though ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ was completely different from the rest of the album and i loved Red.
we’ll see we’ll see
oh god kim kardashian: hollywood was updATED
if there is an infinite number of parallel universes out there, what if dreams are actually connections your mind establishes to one of your different parallel minds each night and that’s why sometimes you’re able to get back to the same dream after waking up in the middle of the night (because it’s still happening to your other self)?
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
order of the phoenix + chapters
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
Aww they’re so cute
I WANT HER TO BIRTH HIS CHILDREN.
There is no in between
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
this is my favorite post
no but seriously i want to laugh so hard at the faces of all the people in Brazil who said the World Cup was going to be a total flop and airports wouldn’t be able to handle it and stadiums would collapse and ALL THAT BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
THE WORLD CUP HAPPENED AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE JUST REALLY LOVED IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE’RE HAVING OLYMPIC GAMES IN TWO YEARS AND THEY’RE GOING TO BE AMAZING TOO, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT.
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.